"I can make you go away": TikTok user finds insane list of dating rules posted by boyfriend's mother
Louisiana - By chance, one woman checked out her boyfriend's mom's Instagram, and immediately regretted it after finding a creepy list posted for whoever wanted to date her son.
It's no secret that it can be difficult to win over your partner's parents – especially when your potential in-laws-to-be have a whole list of requirements.
Tiktok user Emma got to feel this firsthand when she took a look at her boyfriend's mom's Instagram account.
It was then that Emma saw a posted ten-point rulebook his mom used to determine which women are good enough to date her little boy.
Some screenshots are shared here from the "rules" that Emma shared in the video that has since been made private on her TikTok.
Number one is simply, "He is not your ATM." His mom also says she will take you at face value, so if you look like a stripper, she will "make you go away".
She also seems to have a problem with a grown man sharing similarly "adult" messages with his partner, "If I see any 'sexts' on his phone, I will make you go away."
Mother-in-law shares list of rules for her son's girlfriend on Instagram
"He's a mama's boy, so unless you've got a ring on your finger, your opinion of that does not matter," is another rule. She also demands that her junior's bride-to-be not even try to change him: "Take him for who he is."
After all, his mom thinks he is already pretty perfect because she raised him to be "a gentleman". "You'd better act like a lady and deserve that." Number nine then sounds like a solid threat: "I know how to avoid jail."
"If you somehow manage to weasel your way past all of these rules and fake your way to a ring on your finger, I'll be a lot worse than your boyfriend's mother, I'll be your mother-in-law," is the list's dramatic conclusion.
It wasn't just Emma who was left shaking her head at the list. In the comments on the video, the young woman is getting a lot of support.
"I'm so sorry you have to put up with this," one user replies, while another is sure: "Girl, she will definitely wear white to your wedding."
Cover photo: tiktok.com/@hotgirlsareswifties