Tucker the dog has some fairly refined tastes when it comes to self-care, and the internet cannot look away from his elaborate glam routine.

Posted by the Instagram account @tuckerbudzyn, Tucker the Golden Retriever's video has received 13.3 million views and counting since it was shared on January 6!

The video, which is hashtagged as ASMR, starts off with the overlayed text, "How to groom a Golden Retriever" followed by the words "do me the spa."

From there, Tucker's human proceeds to shampoo, condition, and rinse the pup as well as brush his teeth and flush out his ears.

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Then comes the drying process. First, a towel dry and then a blow dry while simultaneously vacuuming up the loose fur.

But they're not even done yet!

The video then moves on to cutting and filing the doggo's nails, snipping the hair around his paws, and somewhere in there are a few more rinses, drain uncloggings, and a break to let the conditioner "marinate."

"Don't forget to scrub your butts," reads the video's caption.

Insta users were floored by Tucker's calmness throughout the elaborate process.

"Magnificent Mama! The best DOGGO ever!" wrote one. "Start them early and you'll get full cooperation. This is love and comfort time for him too!"

Another commented, "So well behaved!!!! I spend the whole bath time chasing my dog around the tub."

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"Hmmm yes but you have a Retriever that just stands still for this! Mine just keeps trying to get away, so ends up a wrestling match!" joked another.

"How good is your doggie!" wrote one user. "the conditioner 'marinating' time made me laugh. Beautiful Golden!"

Good boy, Tucker! Now don't go rolling around in any mud for a while unless you want to repeat this whole process sooner rather than later...